HBS: You created a conceptual mess – please leave the AGW problem to us.
HBS: This is the captain of an Hartwell Brokering ship. Come back without the attitude of knowing better than others, or go home to your barracks and deliver the field to otters.
TTP: It’s not up to you to exclude anyone and, to repeat, Nature bats last.
HBS: THIS IS THE HARTWELL BROKERING SHIP, THE MOST WICKED IN THE LONG TRADITION OF WICKEDNESS. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE AUDITORS, THE LOMBORG COLLECTIVE, AND MR. UNCERTAIN T. I DEMAND THAT YOU LEAVE US THE FIELD PEACEFULLY, OR OTHERWISE AN ARMY OF CONCERNED CITIZENS WILL RAISE CONCERNS ABOUT YOUR SCIENCE.
TTP: Mr. T’s our own designated hitter. Citizens are already on our island, and Nature (who bats last) could not care less for quarrels over scientific divisions of labor submitted to Nature (the journal). In the voice of Harrison Ford: